Food-loving Friend Prints

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Do you have any catsup?'

Party Animals.

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

A Woman Holding Canapes

I wish I'd had the review.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'