Food Industry Reformer Gifts

'Backlash - the petroleum people are producing food.'

"We won!"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'-Must remember to empty that...'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

Women Have To Choose

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

"We're making progress."

FDA Ingredients

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"Any thoughts on how we might mark black history month?"

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"

'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

'Why do the staff feel so distant from me, Miss Swift?'

'Sir, can I talk to you? I'm a victim of bullying!'

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

Dodgy Meat Pie

COP 26 and Madagascar Famine