Food Crisis Thinker Gifts

"I think I've discovered a solution to the world's food shortage problem."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Taken genetic engineering too far

Bio fuel bread.

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

'Are you ready for dessert?'

GMOs

GM Kebabs

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

The History of GM Food

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

"If we weren't at the top of the food chain, we'd know it."

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

Genetically Modified Apples

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming

"Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

UN Food Summit Lunch - Please wait here until food crisis is resolved.