Food Crisis Thinker Gifts

"I think I've discovered a solution to the world's food shortage problem."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Taken genetic engineering too far

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

Bio fuel bread.

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

'Are you ready for dessert?'

GM Kebabs

GMOs

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

The History of GM Food

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

Genetically Modified Apples

"If we weren't at the top of the food chain, we'd know it."

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about."