Food Combination Explorer Prints

"Bangers and mash, I'd like you to meet marshmallow and marmite, a really delightful couple. . ."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Your lobster was off!

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

The Inexperienced Cook

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Attack of the 'health' foods

"First you make a roux."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Chef

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Mixed marriage: food fight

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"Ding dong bell, Pussy's into wellness."

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'