Food Can Fanatic Pillows

"Now that's art!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"More croutons, sir?"