Food Balancing Pillows

Man balancing food.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'He's maturing early.'

"I feel your pain."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"It's not what you think."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

'Oh bugger cramp!'

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

'Well that's a first Mr.Grimes - you appear to be suffering from an excess of omega 3.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

The Hamster Wheel

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.