Balancing Pillows

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Spinning plates

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

Tightrope Walker.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Tightrope artists with bird on balance pole.

A Man Trying to Balance

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

"Don't lose your edge."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I feel your pain."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

To do before Saturday...

"Tong!"

'Fitness guru.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Information Tightrope.

The hour of justice

Treading a fine lion.

Team Building Exercises

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Football party

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"It's not what you think."

'Oh bugger cramp!'