Balancing Mugs

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Spinning plates

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

Tightrope Walker.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Tightrope artists with bird on balance pole.

A Man Trying to Balance

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

"Don't lose your edge."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I feel your pain."

'He's maturing early.'

To do before Saturday...

"Tong!"

'Fitness guru.'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Treading a fine lion.

The hour of justice

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Information Tightrope.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"It's not what you think."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Football party

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'Can you check my balance.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."