Energy Balancing Pillows

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"I feel your pain."

'He's maturing early.'

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'Fitness guru.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

State Budget.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Yoga To-Do

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Arthur, I need my space."

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'