Balanced Diet Balancers Pillows

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

State Budget.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Recession mathematical equation.

The economy and the environment.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

The Costs Of Doing War.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."

Run in the Family

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

NHS targets.

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'