Food And Drink Innovation T-Shirts

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

6 Brothers Falafel

La Table

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Bad for you but to die for

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

All Natural Nothing

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Queen of Quinoa

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Man...You age great!'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Chocs away.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Baloneystini

Spontaneous Kombucha

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."