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"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

La Table

Bad for you but to die for

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

All Natural Nothing

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Queen of Quinoa

'Man...You age great!'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Chocs away.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Baloneystini

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"