Following Family Footsteps Pillows

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

And remember son, never take your grandfather's picture down from the boardroom - it's bugged.

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

Son, I'm adopted

'Your DNA test results are now in.'

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago, on take your child to work day, my father wouldn't let me go home again."

'One day all this will be yours... thank god!'

"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"Let me introduce you to my step-brother."

'Just you wait till you have a Prince of Wales of your own!'