Folksy Music T-Shirts

"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

"You've got night fever."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

I love Harmonica

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

Cowpunk

Freedom's just another word for doing what you're told?/Fascists make lousy folksingers.

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

Spinning violinist

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Ceilidh Minogue.