Folklore Buffs Gifts

The Pied Piper

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Bigfoot"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.