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'Don't worry Sire. Look, she left her glass slipper behind.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Hedusa

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Vlad the Inhaler

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

A vampire in a canoe.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Right here's fine."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."