Folklore Buff Mugs

'Don't worry Sire. Look, she left her glass slipper behind.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Hedusa

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Where was the TSA?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Vlad the Inhaler

"Have you been playing dice?"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

A vampire in a canoe.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Right here's fine."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds