Folk Finder Gifts

James Taylor

Fishing sign.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Fishing direction sign.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

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'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Neil Young

"Please, Lord, enough already."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

To diet or not...?

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

King Commute.

'How can you be so cheap?'

Born Cynical,,,,

Ed Sheeran.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Paul Simon

Leonard Cohen

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

'I'm getting tired, Robin. Why don't we teach the poor to steal for themselves?'

Mr. Fun

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'We'll have to eat out tonight - The Board of Health sealed the kitchen.'

A punk rocks out to a John Denver song on karaoke night.

Cut out and keep your own Guitar Teacher.