Folk Art Fan Prints

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Vlad the Inhaler

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

Balding gnomes

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

I love Harmonica

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."