Folk Art Fan Pillows

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

I love Harmonica

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Balding gnomes

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"