Folding Bike Enthusiast Gifts

"I thought I'd left home with my fold-up bike!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Bradley Wiggins

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Bike Wash

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Man on motorbike.

Boy on a bike

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"Keep it running."

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Tour de Pothole.

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle