Folding Gifts

Noah's Ark Sculpture

The Origami Society...

Let's get organized

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Once again, I fold.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Pelican and Origami

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Whom should I say is calling?"

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Origami Mail

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

'Go over that again about thinking you're a gargoyle.'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

'Anything I can break has to go.'

Eye crossing.

Origami Pets

We prefer "kitchen surface installers." not "counter-fitters."