Focused Fog T-Shirts

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"It helps me stay focused."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

Ruff! Ruff!

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"This one is less distracting."

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Are you listening to me?"

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"That's the danger of mono tasking...you're too easily held accountable."

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

"Of course we employ the disabled. Halve the staff here are not able to get to work on time, the rest are not able to focus on the job."

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'