Focaccia Fanatic Mugs

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

Where your mind & battle are los

Prize vegetables.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Be creative...!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

The last song before the party exploded.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Lazy plumber.

"That explains all the cavities."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Champagne Charlie.

Floss Street Vendor

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Pompeii restoration project.

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

A Friend in Need.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'