Fresco Fanatic Mugs

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Pompeii restoration project.

"What sold him was the cathedral ceiling."

Counting ribs

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Needs salt!'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Harsh Mellows.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Cheese

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Large, wrinkly

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Tree Passion

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.