Fresco Fanatic Pillows

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Pompeii restoration project.

"What sold him was the cathedral ceiling."

Counting ribs

What the Doctor Ordered

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Needs salt!'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Ice Cream Dreams.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Harsh Mellows.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Cheese

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'What are you eating now?'