Foam Expert T-Shirts

"You must be the new barmaid."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

The Velvet Mesquite

Pull the udder one

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

I love bathtime.

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

"How are your latte art classes going?"

The Joshua Tree

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Gallery Guide

'Do you know why everyone likes spring flowering Narcissus?'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

Bath tube with human feet.

Ocotillo

"I regret the day we bought a memory foam mattress."

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"His paintings are better than they look."

"I know you were just on the bed. The memory foam mattress remembers."

'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

The Pinon Pine

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.