Foam Expert T-Shirts

"You must be the new barmaid."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Pull the udder one

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

The Velvet Mesquite

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

I love bathtime.

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

The Joshua Tree

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Gallery Guide

'Do you know why everyone likes spring flowering Narcissus?'

Bath tube with human feet.

It says he invented super glue.

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

"I regret the day we bought a memory foam mattress."

Ocotillo

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

"His paintings are better than they look."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

The Pinon Pine

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'