Flying Phobia Fighter Pillows

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

"Here we are."

Dog Nightmares

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Vaccine

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Flu Vaccine.

"This feels so familiar."

'He has really taken to the training.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

What's Their Secret?

Helicopter

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Trick or Treatment.

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Death By Mattress

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Air catarrh.

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"