Flying Phobia Fighter Pillows

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

"Here we are."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Vaccine

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Flu Vaccine.

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Helicopter

What's Their Secret?

'He has really taken to the training.'

"This feels so familiar."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Trick or Treatment.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Death By Mattress

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Air catarrh.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."