Flight Phobia Explorer Pillows

Fear of flying economy class.

"Here we are."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Dead Funny

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Absurd flying machine

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

Horror

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close."

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

'After St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland, what did they use to scare girls?'

'Yes - He's armed.'

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

Spider Horror Movies

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."