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'Please take this flyer.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Recalculating route..."

Birds Following Witch.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

You Know You're Old When...

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Basic economy

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

Nut Bomber

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."