Flyer Aficionados Pillows

'Waiter, there's a frequent flyer in my soup.'

"Recalculating route..."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

You Know You're Old When...

Basic economy

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

Nut Bomber

Elite-Premium Passengers

'Your you is unzipped.'

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

"This is your captain speaking. I'm delighted to announce that all you frequent flyers members on board today will earn five credits at the college of your choice."

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

"And here we have a very rare and unusual piece titled 'The Last Remaining Open Seat.'"

'Joe, could I have your frequent flier points?'

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

'Over five thousand so far - how many frequent-flower miles have you got?'