Fly-fighting Hero Pillows

"Heeey. Look what Randy have."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Vaccine

Flies up the ante!

Flu Vaccine.

Orchestra

"This feels so familiar."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

No fly zone

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Air catarrh.

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Oldies.

"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."

"You have a common cold. Here's a prescription for chicken soup from the deli next door."

'EEEEHA!'

Land on it ... Land on it ...

'Bless You.'

'A flu shot? I won't need that I have diplomatic immunity!'

'My elbow has a cold!'

"Keep your guard up against 'flu."

Clancy: Thick Flies

"Honey, we need to get vaccinated! The flu forecaster says another storm is coming!"

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."