Fluorescent Light Defender Pillows

'If only someone had listened when Harry complained about the flourescent lighting!'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

There is No Planet C

"Don't invade his space."

When Trees Dream

Fish with Shield

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"Not on my watch..."

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

"This is an open-space office. How can they accuse us of insider trading?"

Ecology

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

Global warming unites the mankind!

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

The Devil and God hand wrestle over global warming.

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"Hey, everyone! This thing is made out of soap!"

IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!

A Whale hangs dead from the back of a Whaling ship and the blood in the wake forms a Japanese flag.

"Marge, the Republicans are here! Hide the matches!"

'One more...thou shalt protect the Earth...oh, forget it.'

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

"Hi, I'm a cartoonist, I notice you've been using my cartoon on your website..."

"I'm a librarian."

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

Team Climate Change

Slanging Matches

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"