Fluorescent Light Defender Pillows

'If only someone had listened when Harry complained about the flourescent lighting!'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

There is No Planet C

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Don't invade his space."

When Trees Dream

A man shoots at a drone.

Fish with Shield

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"Not on my watch..."

"This is an open-space office. How can they accuse us of insider trading?"

Ecology

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

Global warming unites the mankind!

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

The Devil and God hand wrestle over global warming.

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"Hey, everyone! This thing is made out of soap!"

A Whale hangs dead from the back of a Whaling ship and the blood in the wake forms a Japanese flag.

"Marge, the Republicans are here! Hide the matches!"

IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!

'One more...thou shalt protect the Earth...oh, forget it.'

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

"Hi, I'm a cartoonist, I notice you've been using my cartoon on your website..."

Team Climate Change

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

Slanging Matches

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

The Earth: It's Where You Live