Flu Faker T-Shirts

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

They hated me.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Flu vaccine.

Vaccine

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Flu Vaccine.

"This feels so familiar."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Air catarrh.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."

'I told you if you kept making faces it would freeze that way.'

"You'll go places in this company. Not really, but with our green screen, we can make it look that way."

"You have a common cold. Here's a prescription for chicken soup from the deli next door."

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

"Keep your guard up against 'flu."

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'