Flu Fighter Fan T-Shirts

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

Turkish Democracy

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Flu vaccine.

Vaccine

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"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Flu Vaccine.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"This feels so familiar."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Trick or Treatment.

Wrestling Champion.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"I keep seeing red flags."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"