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They hated me.

Skiing.

Chiller Theatre

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I know you're sad, but don't beach yourself up over it."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Horror writer.

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'Mice escaped again@?'

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

We'll pass on the entrees...

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

'My fear of failure keeps me from being honest with you.'

"It's really dark in there ."

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.