Flower-pawed Friend Gifts

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Family with pets.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Christmas Pets

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Chasebook

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Separation

Thanks for feeding the plants.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Cat park"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Dog Day Afternoon

Examination.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'