Flower Foodie Pillows

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Social distancing

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Frog flirting.

Cats and gardens.

Labor Day Flowers

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Dog in Daisys

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Botany Baby!

Bees SOS

Valentine Day

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

The wife whisperer.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'In Love'

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