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'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

Prize vegetables.

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Rose Garden

Eco Princess

The Garden

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"I've seen a tulip before."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Weeds

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Thanks for feeding the plants.

Flower growing on a compost heap.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"You want to say WHAT?"

Digging.

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Robotic Flower Arranging

Hyacinths

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Keen gardener.

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Flower sniffer

Rose

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Gardening.

Falling in Love

'Maybe you should try flowers?'