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Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Cats and gardens.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Bees SOS

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Roses

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

NASA Special

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Cow and Milk

'That morning, nature got to work early...'