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Phlox

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"Move, Gary."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Digging.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Spring in Japan.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Keen gardener.

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"She's had a lot of work done."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

The Confused Gardener

Robinia Floribunda

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"He loves me!"

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

Garden Variety Irish

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Convention of municipal gardeners.

The Battle of Life - Part the First

Gastro Gnomes

'My wife and I had a big fight last night.'

Hedge trimming.

Garden Roller

'Goodness, the time! My husband is due to pick me up outside the flower-arranging class!'