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Golfer searching for lost golf ball neglecting to notice the broken window.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Digging.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Keen gardener.

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Robinia Floribunda

The Confused Gardener

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

Convention of municipal gardeners.

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Garden Roller

Gardener digging a flower bed over the croquet lawn.

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

Autumn: The Earth's axis begins to tilt away from the sun. The nights grow longer and the daisies grow shorter.

'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

'Hmph! Cheap flowers.'

'Where did those seeds you planted get to?'

How come top soil isn't dirt cheat?

Remove plants from rockery aster flowering and split them up.

Kitten in the Garden.

"Dios mio."

'I must say, your new loo is coming along really nicely.'

Sistus Curiosa

What's with Sadie? She's been huddled at that table for two days. She's doing some project. She won't reveal what it is, which is obviously unacceptable. I have my ways of finding out. You are quickly approaching your death.

"Don't even think about it!"