Flower Acceptor T-Shirts

'Thank-you for the flowers. I'll just pop them in a very small vase.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Say it with flowers

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'They're dog roses!'

Big Data Tonight

Mad about Roses!

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Say it with flowers: It!

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"You must have a green thumb."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Daffodil bulbs

The garden lady.

Bee in flight.

"Keeping busy?"

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Dog blows on dandelion.

The Deer of Spring.

Valentines Day truck