Flower Acceptor T-Shirts

'Thank-you for the flowers. I'll just pop them in a very small vase.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Frog flirting.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Say it with flowers

Big Data Tonight

Mad about Roses!

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Say it with flowers: It!

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"You must have a green thumb."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Daffodil bulbs

The garden lady.

Bee in flight.

The Deer of Spring.

He was too wrapped up in himself.

"Keeping busy?"

Valentines Day truck

Dog blows on dandelion.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'