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'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

Doing the borders.

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Eco Princess

"Get out of my face!"

Say it with flowers

The Garden

Raining

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

Thanks for feeding the plants.

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Move, Gary."

Weeds

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Industrial Beautification van

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Robotic Flower Arranging

Camomiletherapy

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Flower sniffer

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

Rose

Wallpaper Bouguet