Flour Enthusiast Prints

"It really is flour."

I bake my own bread

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Social distancing

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Valentine Day

Gardening#2

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

The wife whisperer.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'In Love'

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'