Florentine Admirer T-Shirts

Dept. of Antiquities

Cat Nip.

A man taking a bow

Love

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Michelangelo's David

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

Loud Chorister

New York Gondolier

421AD...north east Italy

Sergio Mattarella

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Giuseppe Verdi

De Chirico

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

It had to be you!

Michelangelo's first and last attempt at the splatter technique.

Pisa beer

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

Emmanuel Macron

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

Deaf in Venice

"They couldn't rent out the upper levels, so they're going to dismantle all but the ground floor."

Don Pasquale

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

"I'll be Bach!"

Countess

In Italy,old race horses get put out to pasta.