Flooring Specialist Pillows

Flooring Specialist

"I stand corrected."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'That plant food really works!'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'You are pigeon toed.'

Swimming Champion.

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'That was some varnish remover!'

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

'Hello, high gloss floor wax - I'd like customer service. Yeah - I would like to report a problem!'

Floor manager.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Achilles Goes to the Podiatrist

"Well I've done the floor! Only two days hard graft, but I thought you said the apartment had a sea view..."