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"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

Noah's Ark