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"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

High tide.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

"Any luck"

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

Noah's Ark

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"