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Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

We'll see who's laughing when this is all water.

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

"Forget the sky is falling!. . . The oceans are rising! The oceans are rising!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

European currency on the edge.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'