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"May I write a poem about you?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Call me, Ishmael."

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Do you come here often?'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Wanna go out?"

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

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"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"You've got a green light - use it!"

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"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'Wow, how tall are you?. . . Let's talk about the eight inches.'

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

'In your poem, you refer to my eyes as beautiful golf balls, and my hair as fairway grass. Are you, by chance, a golfer?'

' Buy a lady a gallon of unleaded...? '

"Let's make romance non-fiction."

'What!?' she exclaimed passionately as her milky white skin gleamed with perspiration. 'You are a cartoonist! I just love cartoonists!'

I'd like to order a scoop of you. Pardon? I've got a thing for strapping hunks who lug coffee and pastries. What's it going to be, lover? Take me, baby. I'll take you to court, freak! The Angelina Jolie fantasy runneth over.

"God, you're hot-blooded!"